Favorite Mascots TOP FIVE and itz STAYZ pretty close 2 HOME BABY!!!

You know, ive debated this point over the years, but 4 the most part, if you dont have an oversized stuffed head, a costume and aren’t colorful, entertaining and have your own niche, YOU’RE NOT A MASCOT.  let me show u what i mean. READY?

 

1.  SHAKER HEIGHTS HIGH SCHOOL’S “FIGHTING RED RAIDER”- he’s active kewl, local and the mascot 4 the livest skewl in the WORLD!!!  when i attended a game @ my high skewl last saturday, i was reminded how nice of a place, school, team, stadium, cheerleading squad, band, fans, atmosphere AND MOST IMPORTANTLY MASCOT we have! this guy is rite up there with the big colleges and pros!  that log has heart. look he’s “ready to throw blows” (any old skewlers remember THAT expression?).

GO, GO, GO, GO YOU MIGHTY RAIDER’S, GO!!!

2. THE OHIO STAE UNIVERSITY’S “BRUTUS”- nuff sed! perfect mascot for the greatest football team EVER.

3.  THE UNIVERSITY OF AKRON’S “ZIPPY”- my alma mater and frequently alwayz a top 3 national mascot finalist.  a freakin kangaroo named after a zipper! YES!

 

4.  THE CLEVELAND INDIANS’ “CHIEF WAHOO” (ACTUALLY “SLIDER” IS AN UNOFFICIAL, BUT MORE POLITICALLY CORRECT MASCOT)-

but before him it was a little more, well disturbing…

 

so the family friendly slider is less offensive, BUT LAME.  look @ him, even w/ a big head im not attracted

 

5.  THE AKRON AEROS’ “ORBY” (ORBIT)- now this guy, i chase around the small canal park satdium in akron (actually itz a girl in the costume, but to me mascots are unisex-matters NOT)

peace.

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~ by siddiq khalifah on August 26, 2008.

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