Beauty and THE BEAST

HA. Yeah right, like yall would get that post outta me, “I don’t thinks so” (Homie the Clown)

 

interesting 2 dayz 2 say the least. the week is VERY busy, so won’t be able to blog that much. (Im helping Siddiq train! I kinda have 2).

im not doing to well at work and it isn’t really lack of focus (i hope!). i am running everyday @ lunch which is diffiucult and though it breaks up my day’s monotony, it may kinda disrupt it a bit too, but ive gotta make sure i get some running in, even if it’s short and that helps me accomplish that.

oh and me and beast picked OUR starter! HA. we’ve slated her to play entire games though, NO REST (not even a few minutes like that candy-a$$ed LEBRON. HA. (and super joke, he’s the greatest natural cleveland athlete EVER)*. now that’s funny! she’s an unproven out of a small school, but the homegirl! (u realize im only messin w/u right tj?)

* TOP 5 all-time cleveland athletes

1. JIM BROWN- NUFF SAID and i got news 4 you it AINT EVEN CLOSE. PERIOD.

JESSE OWENS- yeah, dat’s kewl, but what can he do on a bike with a 20 POUND weight vest and a (i weighed yesterday) 35 POUND backpack, uphill? YOU BETTA ASK SUMBODY.

3. LEBRON JAMES

4. SATCHEL PAGE

5. tie: JIM THORPE/ THE BEAST

ha. yuh. i said it, it’s my freaking blog. what u were expecting me top 20?

did u see the fear in those wrestler’s face on “MORE BEAST TV”, just knowing that WE were lurking outside the safety of that ring? SHEESH!

AND WAIT UNTIL YOU HERE THE “THREE GO DOWN BIKE STORY” it gets its own post. 

actually i’ll give you ONE OF THEM NOW!

The Puerto Rican Speed Heckler (“Speedy Gonzales on a bike”)

as i neared the hospital sunday (wet, id been caught i one of several storms id be caught in throught the day!) a younger (@ 25) puerto rican bro darted out on an angle through traffic at an intersection. im playing w/my phone, actually textin my h-girl (home girl for future ref) tj back AND trying to select a CaSh Money song, “big ballin’- i used 2 really hate CM, but certain beats mannie fresh is a “near beast” on!)

anyway THE BEAST starts screamin, “Look, Look!” and i noticed the young man really pulling away, creating space betwen us. so, im like “so what, WE’RE almost there”.

THE BEAST says, “you gonna let him play us like that? he’s doing it to taunt us.”

the kid had got about an eight of a mile ahead of us.

Beast starts screaming “do it for me, please”

“NO BEAST”

“Let me catch him then!”

“NO BEAST”

then something strange happened, THE BEAST was so eager to persude me to do this, he did something ive never seen HIM do. He decided to sarcastically almost RATIONALIZE.

he says, “Yeah, you’re probably right, WE probably couldn’t catch him anyway”, then he paused and and said “yeah, he’s probably got to big of a jum…hey what did that girl say in the text?”

HUH?

OH KNOW HE DIDN’T.

I, not HIM started eating space on the bike. There’s an episode of Star Trek for you “TREKKERS” out there (incidentally, never call a “trekker” a “trekkie” on this site or you will be HURT. severely hurt, WE ARE TREKKERS, “er” it’s an action, not “ies” like “groupies” (and THE BEAST is even a bigger fan than I).  getting back 2 the episode, there’s a star trek where the crew keeps jearing a buzzing sound, which somehow, kirk is picked to be sped up to the speed of the buzzing to discobver there is an alien present that is operating in the same space or dimension (HA) but a a rate so much exponmentially faster that all they represent to the crew is a slight buzzing sound.

THAT PUERTO ICAN BOY HEARD AND FELT THAT BUZZ.

HE NOTICED THE INCREDIBLE (IM NOT JOKING HEAR FOLKS- ON MY WORD– NO MUSLIMS DONT ‘SWEAR TO GOD, “UH-UH, SWEAR?”). so the boy lost his freakin mind and started accelerating. remember i dont have a 20 lb vest and 30 plus pound back pack on.

omg(oodness).

as i began to catch him EASILY as he huffed and puffed (im thinkin, leats he’s close to the hospital if he blow a lung or something. SERIOUS) THE BEAST starts -im lying, I started yelling “are you sure u wanna do this, it aint happening, I DO THIS, IM TELLIN YOU, IM TELLIN YOU”

man when i stared accelerating about an eighth of a mile behind that boy, we were about three blocks from the hospital, when i got to the hospital, old boy was a bout a whole BLOCK back (THE BEAST said at one point HE JUST SIMPLY COMPLETELY STOPPED PEDALLIN).

BEAST.

him and ME.

note: this is an ACTUAL story, probably even uglier than i repped it.

YOU’D HAVE TO BE A FOOL TO TAKE THAT “BEAT THE BEAST CHALLENGE”

A DAMN FOOL.

A DAMN FOOL ALREADY ON A DONER LIST FOR A NEW HEART THAT AT LEAST COULD AFFOR TO TAKE THE RISK.

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~ by siddiq khalifah on August 12, 2008.

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